Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Nationalities
hello everybody, i'm chromosome W in my owner, Gerald's body.
call me watt.
i'm here on my own accord, dont ask me how.
i must have undergone some mutation while i was still a toddler.
i seemed to have been influenced westernly or arabic-ally.
i've caused much misunderstandings, cuz' only people who know my owner long enough can differentiate his nationality, although he is 100% pure chinese and have descended from a long history of chinese ancestors, they didnt seem to have passed on any/much oriental traits to him.
just a while ago, the malay vendor mistook him for a malay and spoke malay to him.
his co-form chinese teacher also mistook him for a malay when he first spoke to him.
3 days back, while attending a lesson, the teacher asked whether he was mixed. being frolicksome, he said he was a mixed of a dutch and chinese. the teacher fell for it.
a few friends thot that he was ABC(american-born-chinese).
out of the many nationalities, people also assumed he's hispanic, japanese, mexican, etc..
however gerald seemed to enjoy it, weirdo.
i hope his offsprings turn out alright next time.
till then.
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hello everybody i'm gerald's left hand, call doe.
i've decided to do my owner a favour by replying to all his unanswered tags.
from 9july onwards.
zhiyi<3 style="font-weight: bold;">hello, yeah nobody's perfect. ive started anew haha, or maybe i did. TXFB has a bad ending~ that chang guy didnt marry a fatass
Josephine
seems too late to reply this tag but i will do it anyway. take him to US then(:
Ahmed
what to do? we live in SG. what's UGUAY?
Sabina
i give you permission to plagiarise, wahaha. do what?
kh
what theory? i can give u permission to plagiarise too. u dont need to credit me unless there's prizes (: & im honest, sure.
kira
is it surprising that i read the papers? aww.
Junyee!<3>it's nice, you gotta be more appreciative, like me *ahem*
Cherie
i didnt cry, so it's not sad wahahha. but it's quite touching
headless ghost
why headless ghost uh? and yeah alfred shouldnt die, i rather de chang guy die wahahaha.


'it's not what you are, but what you do, that defines you as a person'